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Creepy President Trump Surprises Little Miss Libya Models In Backstage Dressing Room

Creepy President Trump Surprises Little Miss Libya Models In Backstage Dressing Room

Tripoli, Libya -- An unexpected visit backstage by American President Donald Trump caught the Little Miss Libya models by surprise, according to sources close to pageant organizers.

Each Libya model and all family members were not told in advance of the president’s visit. United States Secret Service agents were seen sweeping the pageant hall’s auditorium earlier in the day at Public School 1, the nation’s oldest and only public school.

An excited Trump, known for his numerous appearances in the backstage dressing rooms of his own Miss Teen USA and Miss Universe pageants, could not wait to have a look at each and every Libya model. The visit was arranged by Secretary of State John Bolton and Vice President Mike Pence, who himself is of course not allowed to be present in the same room as any Libya model (if Mother is around).

“I’m not the least bit shocked Trump was so open about this Libya model thing,” said North Korean dictator and current friend of the state Kim Jong Un. “He’s just flaunting his power. Thinks he can do or say anything he wants. I am much crazier, as you know. So, we’ll see about that.”

John Bolton was unavailable for comment, but his mustache bristled at us as he hurried by.

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