President: Kushner Not Yet Cleared To Enter Ivanka’s White House Sleeping Quarters
Washington, DC -- While Chief-Son-In-Law Jared Kushner did receive his security clearance after the completion of a lengthy and surely 100% legitimate approval process, the controversial presidential senior advisor did not gain approval to access wife Ivanka Trump’s bedroom at the White House.
President Donald Trump later cryptically tweeted, “Some people like to go places they don’t belong. Sad!” It’s said the president enjoys his “private” time with daughter Ivanka and the two have adjoining bedrooms inside the White House.
Kushner seemed confused by the decision, but insiders noted it was odd that he’d be this dumb. The sources maintained he was simply playing dumb. Others were not so sure.
“He an idiot. He doesn’t get it. The president is totally banging her,” said one unnamed White House staffer. “Game nights? He thinks they are having family game nights. Where’s Eric during all this? Tiffany, sheesh. Junior? Nobody at these so-called game nights except big daddy and his princess.”
Kushner could not be reached for comment because we couldn’t hear his tiny, cute little voice.