Melania Trump Undergoes Surgery To Remove Husband
Bethesda, MD -- First lady Melania Trump has decided to surgically remove her husband after falling ill inside the White House this morning. While she hoped to have son Barron Trump by her side for the noninvasive procedure, doctors have advised her against waiting any longer.
The illness rotting her soul has been affecting her in every way since the 90s, when she met her future husband Donald Trump. The first lady has been in pain for years, but close friends had advised her to “suck it up” and deal with the harsh realities of life.
The hardship has been too much in recent years. Forced to endure Stormy Daniels, countless other playmates and scandal-after-scandal, all while keeping a strained smile on her face in the public eye, led many to speculate she was slowly fading away.
It finally took the work of our military doctors, including the great doctor Ronny Jackson, MD, to convince Melania to go ahead and remove her husband permanently. The specific procedure currently being discussed with the Walter Reed hospital staff is irreversible and really not that complicated.
Just walk away.