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Mnuchin Wife Louise Linton’s Provocative Shekel Pictures Enrage Locals At Jerusalem Embassy Opening

Mnuchin Wife Louise Linton’s Provocative Shekel Pictures Enrage Locals At Jerusalem Embassy Opening

Jerusalem, Israel -- Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin’s wife, sometime actress and always enemy of the internet Louise Linton, raised eyebrows earlier this morning in Israel during the dedication ceremony for the opening of the United States embassy in Jerusalem.

 

After touring the Israeli Mint, witnesses said she could not help herself, covering herself in the national currency and forcing her husband to take provocative pictures of his wife on a government-issued phone. She then shrugged and shared the shameless and shady Shekel pictures for friends on her private Instagram page.

 

Locals weren’t having it. “Look, I don’t know who this Louise Linton is. But I find it unbelievable this government allows someone to come on into the mint and just photograph themselves with our national money. And by the way, I’ve watched like almost every film ever. I’ve never seen her in anything. Does she have an IMDB page?” asked Israeli film review columnist Moishe Itskoff.

 

Linton took off quickly from the mint after friends shared screenshots of the private postings with the rest of the internet. She was no longer available for comment.

 

The actress likely had no idea that the hundreds of thousands of shekels covering her body were only worth about $5 in American currency.

 

 
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