Melania's Be Best And More
A very busy time here for me. I have put out my ideas for being First Lady of the United States. I call it “Be Best.” It should have been a great success. But the anti-immigrant feelings in the US are clear. When Michelle Obama said these things, no one called her names. And I used the exact same words! They call me a plagiarizer!
Fortunately, Donald has pulled out of the Iran nuclear deal, so my problems were knocked off the evening news. He is catching hell from some people and praise from others. Not like when he pulled out of Stormy Daniels, I can tell you. Oh, he caught hell and more hell.
Speaking of payoffs, one of our many lawyers Michael Cohen has been taking money from lots of people, but he hasn't paid any to Donald. “The sonofabitch needs to kick up to the capo if he wants to keep earning,” Donald told Milk Mustache Bolton yesterday.
Bolton just sighed and said, “can we bomb Iran now, please?”
Spent a late night at Joint Base Andrews welcoming three Americans back from North Korea. All of them are named Kim. Donald thought the little rocket man was coming. Very disappointed.
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