Trump Suggests McCain Should ‘Get His Head Examined’ Following Comments Barring The President From Attending His Funeral
Washington, DC -- Cyberbully and de facto President of the United States Donald Trump suggested Senator John McCain, currently battling brain cancer, should “probably get his head checked out.”
The president’s musings were revealed on Twitter, his favorite place for random musings. “John McCain doesn’t want me at his funeral. Hello, I’m the president (and YOU’RE NOT!)... don’t worry, I wouldn’t want to come. I probably will have important Koreans or Chinas [sic] to meet with around that time,” Trump tweeted.
McCain is currently resting at home in Arizona, while the president continues to wonder where the senator has been. “I’m here doing big business every day, at the golf course, at Mar-a-Lago, doing the proper accounting with all the adult star and escort payouts. What’s he been doing lately? Oh, that’s right, RESTING.”
President Trump took a break from the busy Tweeting by laying limp in bed and allowing staffers to carry him downstairs for the start of his day this afternoon.
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