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Melania Trump Claims Husband ‘Be Best’ At Cyberbullying

Melania Trump Claims Husband ‘Be Best’ At Cyberbullying

Washington, DC -- A disoriented first lady Melania Trump finally unveiled her platform today in the White House Rose Garden, claiming her husband “be best man at cyberbully.”

 

“I bring to you my husband Donald be best with Twitter and trolls. He make them out and don’t retweet them. Then after block tell them how he feel. Be best at issuing executive orders from Twitter. And calling Rosie fat and Hillary crooked. Crooked Hillary was not best,” she noted at the launch event.

 

The first lady, who typically speaks with exceedingly better grammar and much less of an accent, seemed to be affected by her recent trip back to her home country of Slovenia. The jetlagged Melania was around some real Slovenian Slovenians, if you know what we mean.

 

“Khaled say ‘We The Best,’ but Melania say ‘Be Best.’ Is different, but similarly incorrect grammar. Is okay, Donald say ‘be best’ that you can, so I be best job. We be best,” the first lady said as she closed the announcement.

 

DJ Khaled could not be reached for comment.

 

 

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