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Trump Already Fuming Rudy Giuliani Violated Their NDA In Discussing Actual Facts

Trump Already Fuming Rudy Giuliani Violated Their NDA In Discussing Actual Facts

Washington, DC -- According to President Donald Trump and a team of new lawyers, other new lawyer and former “America’s Mayor” Rudy Giuliani violated the pair’s agreed-upon non-disclosure agreement when Giuliani told Fox News’ Sean Hannity the truth about how things actually occurred.

 

“If I did that, then I apologize,” the suddenly demure mayor told reporters parked outside his temporary Washington motel room. “I thought I was lying. If I had any inkling that what I said was actually the truth, of course I wouldn’t have said it.”

 

The former mayor and current goblin went on. “I do his bidding, I get it. What I said was ‘Fake News.’ In that it was the truth. Because that’s ‘Fake News.’ Do you understand what I’m saying?” he asked confused reporters.

 

“Okay, so, we had a signed NDA that I would not discuss facts, and just basically tell the opposite of facts. Maybe that’s lies, at least that’s what the mainstream media want you to believe. But this is what we want you to believe, okay? Now I’m confusing myself, wait one sec,” this decaying hobgoblin told us.

 

The president is fuming about Giuliani’s revelations to the press. Trump reportedly stayed in his room all day today and refused to Tweet.

 

 

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