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Melania Shares Other Questions From Mueller: Letters From Melania

Melania Shares Other Questions From Mueller: Letters From Melania

Dear Ludmilla,

 

I suppose you have seen the questions the Mueller people want to ask my husband. The New York Times list of 49 questions turns out to only have been the tip of the iceberg. I have seen the full list. God help Donald if he ever has to answer these:

 

When you were having an affair with Stormy Daniels, why did you insist on calling her Ivanka?

 

How do you feel about John Kelly calling you an idiot?

 

Did you know that to drunk dial Fox and Friends you actually have to be drunk? Otherwise, you're just what John Kelly says you are.

 

Speaking of drunk, was Dr. Ronny Jackson plastered when he said you weighed 239 pounds? Maybe he swapped the numbers around a little? 293, 329?

 

If the White House Correspondents' Dinner were catered by McDonald's, would you consider attending next year?

 

Do you know how much a billion really is?

 

When you spend the night in Moscow, how do you like to pass the time?

 

Does Michael Cohen pay all your bills without you having to ask?

 

Is it true that Jared is the only one who knows how to program your TiVo and that's why he's in charge of everything?

 

How long have you and Angela Merkel been hiding your true love for each other?

 

Love

Melania

 

 
White House Physician Reassigned To US State Department

White House Physician Reassigned To US State Department

New Trump Lawyer Emmet Flood Set To Begin Search For Newer Trump Lawyer

New Trump Lawyer Emmet Flood Set To Begin Search For Newer Trump Lawyer