Sources: The Idiot's Still In Charge
Washington, DC -- According to sources within the White House inner-circle, Donald Trump is very much still in charge, even following John Kelly’s newly-released comments stating the president is most likely an idiot.
Sources point to just about everything and anything that is happening on a daily basis. Constant turmoil, turnover, scandal, grifting, face-lifting, Tweeting, theft, obvious idiocy, brainwashing, groupthink, dictator dictating, nepotism, Andrew Napolitanoism, pill dispensing and more lead many to believe only an idiot in the absolute sense could head an administration this moronic.
“Yup, Trump’s definitely still the boss. There is nobody on this earth with the power to help ‘wrangle’ in his idiocy, we are all about 60 seconds away from Nuclear Armageddon at anytime. Don’t rest easy America!” said one concerned cabinet member.
Nobody would go on the record because they are all sycophants. All of them.