Alt-Right Gentleman 'Adjusting' To New Spotify Kanye Playlist
Eugene, OR -- Theo Kilgore is said to be “still adjusting” to his new daily workout Kanye West Spotify playlist, according to multiple sources around the alt-right gentleman.
Kilgore was never a fan of West or for that matter any black man’s music, but following the rapper’s recent show of Twitter support for President Donald Trump and his “Make America Great Again” slogan, Kilgore decided to return the favor to West by streaming his music.
“It’s been real hard, Theo doesn’t really like people of this ilk. Blacks, minorities. So he doesn’t know a lot of this terminology in rap and also can’t understand the crazy accents these guys have. He can’t relate to the music. You might say he’s never gone out of his way to understand how it is to be black. Yes, we can for sure say this,” commented an anonymous friend.
Kilgore has seen a noticeable decline in his strength training since he started listening to the new music this week. It’s been an all-around strain just to get through the workout “with all that noise and lyrics about racism.” Theo knows that “definitely doesn’t exist anymore, these guys are simply using it as an excuse to be lazy.”