Letters To Melania: The Truth about Melania's White Hat
I can’t believe you did it! You wore the hat I sent you from our old high school production of the Sound of Music to a state dinner! Does anyone know that was part of your costume when you were my understudy for Maria?
I kept looking at the pictures of you, the Macrons and the kremšnita you married. If there were any justice in the world, you would be first lady of France; he’s so hot.
The menu sounded suspiciously unlike your husband – no burned steak and ketchup? Or did the Secret Service sneak out to KFC for him after it was all over? I suppose his doctor was drunk when he examined POTUS. Listen, if Ronnie Jackson does lose his job at the White House, could you send me the scale he used to weigh the president? That way I wouldn’t have to diet and would still be 20 kilos lighter.
Good luck with the Mickey Cohen Fifth Amendment thing!