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Hilarious Kim Jong Un Just Can't Keep Straight Face Using Air Quotes To Deny Mysterious "Disappearance" Of His Contingent In South Korea

Hilarious Kim Jong Un Just Can't Keep Straight Face Using Air Quotes To Deny Mysterious "Disappearance" Of His Contingent In South Korea

Seoul, South Korea -- North Korean leader Kim Jong Un left his hotel room this morning solo, appearing at a reunification meeting as the sole representation of his nation.

 

The petite supreme leader simply couldn’t keep a sly smile off his face throughout the sit-down. When members of the South Korean diplomatic team wondered aloud where Kim’s group from the day before went, a chuckling Kim used air quotes to say the mysterious “disappearance” was puzzling.

 

Kim is known as quite the jokester back in his home country. In fact, he is the only comedian in all of Pyongyang, both the funniest man in the city and its most serious. He is said to have taken the stage at the 2015 Pyongyang Joke-A-Thon for a record 96 straight hours. His endurance is legendary. In fact, he does not sleep, according to North Korean school textbooks.

 

Kim yucked it up as we walked solo back across the demilitarized zone, slapping his knee repeatedly while giggling as he put it, “like a Japanese schoolgirl,” possibly further escalating tensions with his neighboring Asian nations.

 

 

Photo by Blue House (Republic of Korea)  ||  Korean Open Government License Type I

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