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Report: President Trump Considers Firing Vice President Pence Amid Revelations in Explosive New Book

Report: President Trump Considers Firing Vice President Pence Amid Revelations in Explosive New Book

Contrary to popular belief, the President is actually an avid reader.  Apparently, the only thing that can prevent an angry late night tweet is the occasional bedtime story from Chief of Staff John Kelly.  This created an issue a couple of months back when Kelly read Trump a book titled “A Day in the Life of Marlon Bundo.”  This fictional account of the Vice President’s gay pet rabbit outraged the president, who apparently thought fiction novels were stories about conflict.  The story bothered Trump so much he has apparently been considering firing the vice president ever since.

 

An anonymous source quoted Trump as saying “no one in the history of the world has ever been kinder to ‘The Gays’ than I have, believe me, but a gay rabbit in my White House is unacceptable!”  The source also said that Trump was considering not only removing Pence but acting as his own VP because no one can act as his own VP better than Trump himself.

 

Trump believes this is a great strategic move because if the president is ever impeached, the next in line to replace him would be Vice President Donald Trump.  Trump said that double jeopardy would then prevent him from being impeached a second time and Mueller could then “suck it,” but not in a gay way.

 

When asked about these latest revelations, White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders stated “The President is 100% not firing the Vice President, but he does believe he has the right to do so, but definitely won’t.”  When asked where in the Constitution it says the President can fire the Vice President, Sanders responded by saying, “The White House and the American People are focused on finding solutions to big problems and the Fake Media is focused on 200-year-old documents.”

 

Sanders went on to say it’s ridiculous everyone is focusing on this fake story and not the fact that Hillary Clinton is still not in jail.  She then reportedly body slammed journalist April Ryan for asking a followup question about whether it is a worse sin to have a gay rabbit or an extramarital affair with a porn star.

 

 
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