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Melania Irks Husband With ‘Full Bush’ Tribute To Barbara

Melania Irks Husband With ‘Full Bush’ Tribute To Barbara

Washington, DC -- Fresh off her widely-viewed photos with former presidents Bill Clinton and Barack Obama, along with her husband’s election rival Hillary Clinton, Melania Trump has further incensed President Donald Trump by returning to the White House sporting a newly “full bush” in tribute to the recently deceased former first lady Barbara Bush.

 

Washington insiders were taken aback by the new rebellious streak exhibited by Melania. “Her hubby is certainly not going to like this. He likes everything clean and taken care of down there,” said one anonymous source. “Things are certainly getting hairy between the two.”

 

Melania, currently imprisoned in this life she chose to live, told friends it was not a big deal, but certainly knows the ramifications of her actions.

 

“Look, she’s got him exactly where she wants him. Melania knows Trump’s in trouble after all this Stormy Daniels stuff, and he needs her on his side more than ever. He can’t risk anything. But this type of protest?  Trump’s going to have to smooth this one over.”

 

 
Letters from Melania: Lying Donald

Letters from Melania: Lying Donald

Macron And Trump Expected To Go Right For The Balls This Time In Historic Handshake

Macron And Trump Expected To Go Right For The Balls This Time In Historic Handshake