Macron And Trump Expected To Go Right For The Balls This Time In Historic Handshake
Washington, DC -- Visiting French President Emmanuel Macron is expected to go right at the balls when he goes in for a handshake with President Donald Trump later today.
Macron and his wife Brigitte have been practicing the entire afternoon while holed up in the Blair House presidential guest quarters. The duo is busy figuring out the perfect angle to get right in there.
Macron and Trump are infamous for their past macho handshakes together. Trump is likely planning to swipe Macron’s outstretched hand out of the way and also go right at the testicular region.
“These two have a lot of respect for each other,” French political historian Pierre Ratatouille told us via Skype call. “In France, we have no problem going right there to show who is dominant. This is not gay, this is being a real man.”
“Real man in France can grab and squeeze and pull and it’s just good, clean fun. This is normal. You have to fight fire with fire. These are two proper gentlemen.”