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Unknown Sean Hannity Harassment Accuser Was Reportedly In ‘Balls Deep State’

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New York, NY -- After federal judge Kimba M. Wood ordered presidential lawyer and fixer Michael Cohen to reveal the name of his “mystery client,” lawyers today identified Sean Hannity as the gentleman in question. An unknown sexual harassment accuser was reported to be in a “ball deep state” with the prominent Fox News personality.

 

“Yes I did have private conversations with Mr. Cohen about an urgent real estate matter, but I may or may not have also been accused of regularly harassing an unnamed coworker who I was also engaged with in a completely off-the-record relationship,” Mr. Hannity said on his radio show this afternoon.

 

 “She may have been placed in a balls deep state, and avid viewers of my show know that I like it this way. But we are working to get to the bottom of all this, I mean, wait, we are going to get behind this story. Hold on, what I am trying to say is I will force myself, hmm, can I just have a few minutes because I literally just found out this story broke?”

 

The woman, who must be into some sort of disgusting masochism to degrade herself with the conservative media icon, could not be reached for comment.

 

 

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