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Bankrupt Jared Kushner Lays Down Audiobook Voice Over For James Comey Book ‘A Higher Loyalty’

Bankrupt Jared Kushner Lays Down Audiobook Voice Over For James Comey Book ‘A Higher Loyalty’

New York, NY -- A nearly penniless Jared Kushner was forced this week to record the Audible audio track for former FBI head James Comey’s much-anticipated new memoir “A Higher Loyalty.”

 

Kushner, the son-in-law of President Donald Trump, has struggled to keep his family’s real estate business afloat. He was blessed with an incredible voice which the American public is mostly unfamiliar with, but avid readers of The Flake News understand the gift he was given.

 

The soprano Kushner did a quick two-day session with Comey and Audible owner Jeff Bezos by his side. The two mentors gave Kushner the expert instruction and guidance he was seeking to get the job done.

 

These are the results of the recording session. Enjoy.

 

 
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