John Bolton And Donald Trump Discuss Syria
Bolton: Mr. President, we need to talk about bombing the crap out of Syria.
Trump: Why what did she do?
Trump: Siri. On my iPhone. Why do you want to bomb the crap out of her?
Bolton: I want to bomb the crap out of everyone, Mr. President. But I'm not talking about Siri.
Trump: Because we could switch to Alexa.
Bolton: No, sir, that's not . . .
Trump: There's that other one, Cortina, Cordova, Concertina . . .
Trump: Lovely country. Beautiful women.
Trump: Miss Cortana was fourth runner-up at Miss Universe, which I own by the way. What a rack!
Bolton: What about Iraq?
Trump: No, I'm saying she had . . .
Bolton: Mr. President, President Assad has used chemical weapons on his own people, again. He gassed old people, women, children. This demands a response from America. Strong, forceful.
Trump: Yes, strong, forceful, big hands kind of thing. Let's bomb them.
Bolton: At once.
Trump: But not the men, women and children.
Bolton: That doesn't leave . . .
Trump: Just the bad hombres. OK?
Trump: OK, it's executive time, so I'll see you later.
Bolton (leaving): Christ, he makes W look like Einstein.