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John Bolton And Donald Trump Discuss Syria

John Bolton And Donald Trump Discuss Syria

Bolton: Mr. President, we need to talk about bombing the crap out of Syria.


Trump: Why what did she do?


Bolton: She?


Trump: Siri. On my iPhone. Why do you want to bomb the crap out of her?


Bolton: I want to bomb the crap out of everyone, Mr. President. But I'm not talking about Siri.


Trump: Because we could switch to Alexa.


Bolton: No, sir, that's not . . .


Trump: There's that other one, Cortina, Cordova, Concertina . . .


Bolton: Cortana?


Trump: Lovely country. Beautiful women.


Bolton: What?


Trump: Miss Cortana was fourth runner-up at Miss Universe, which I own by the way. What a rack!


Bolton: What about Iraq?


Trump: No, I'm saying she had . . .


Bolton: Mr. President, President Assad has used chemical weapons on his own people, again. He gassed old people, women, children. This demands a response from America. Strong, forceful.


Trump: Yes, strong, forceful, big hands kind of thing. Let's bomb them.


Bolton: At once.


Trump: But not the men, women and children.


Bolton: That doesn't leave . . .


Trump: Just the bad hombres. OK?


Bolton: Yes!


Trump: OK, it's executive time, so I'll see you later.


Bolton (leaving): Christ, he makes W look like Einstein.

 

 
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