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Report: Stormy Daniels Claims To Have 2006 Evidence CD With A Lot Of Pussycat Dolls And Taylor Hicks

Report: Stormy Daniels Claims To Have 2006 Evidence CD With A Lot Of Pussycat Dolls And Taylor Hicks

Baton Rouge, LA -- On the heels of President Donald Trump denying he had any knowledge of personal lawyer Michael Cohen’s $130,000 payment to Stormy Daniels, the actress today claims a disc she made in 2006 will provide more evidence of her affair with Trump, while also giving us many of Ne-Yo’s greatest hits.

 

“So much Pussycat Dolls! Loved them a decade ago. And anything American Idol, Taylor Hicks is all over that CD,” an excited Daniels said at a press conference with lawyer Michael Avenatti by her side. “Can’t wait to listen to it again, it’s been forever.

 

”The mixtape has not seen the light of day since it was put together by Daniels shortly after her encounters with Trump in 2006. It is currently locked inside a safe in Avenatti’s New York offices. “This tape will certainly show the state of mind my client was in when she met Donald Trump and the absolutely unspeakable things she did that no woman should have to do. Of course there is Daniel Powter’s “Bad Day” on there and Kanye West with “Gold Digger”, but also Akon’s “Smack That (With A Forbes Magazine)” and T-Pain with “I’m N Luv (Wit a Stripper)”.

 

Daniels would not confirm if she included the All-American Rejects song “Dirty Little Secret”, but she hinted it indeed was dirty and little.

 

 

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