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Trump's Lawyer's Lawyer’s Lawyer's Lawyer To Quit, Cites Conflict Of Interest In Representing Trump's Lawyer's Lawyer

Trump's Lawyer's Lawyer’s Lawyer's Lawyer To Quit, Cites Conflict Of Interest In Representing Trump's Lawyer's Lawyer

New York, NY -- In a stunning move, President Donald Trump’s lawyer’s lawyer’s lawyer’s lawyer was forced to drop the president as a client, citing a conflict of interest with the lawyer’s work representing Trump’s lawyer’s lawyer is his own ongoing legal proceedings.

 

The president’s now former counsel D. Drucker Orbansky is representing Trump’s lawyer’s lawyer Richard Hrusk, who has recently come under scrutiny for several payments received from Russian oligarch Pavel Poyetav. Orbansky is also himself under the eye of Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation for financial dealings with shady Ukrainian political consulting firm Perestroika Industries.

 

Meanwhile, Trump’s lawyer Daryl Astor, who is represented by Richard Hrusk, is also under fire for his recent answers in a deposition given to Mueller’s team. The president’s lawyer’s lawyer’s lawyer’s lawyer’s lawyer had no comment.

 

 
Furious Melania 'Close To Leaving White House' After President Did Not Add Extended Time To DVR Recording '60 Minutes' Following Late NCAA Game

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