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Furious Melania 'Close To Leaving White House' After President Did Not Add Extended Time To DVR Recording '60 Minutes' Following Late NCAA Game

Furious Melania 'Close To Leaving White House' After President Did Not Add Extended Time To DVR Recording '60 Minutes' Following Late NCAA Game

Washington, DC -- First lady Melania Trump is reportedly “furious” that husband President Donald Trump did not add extra time to the end of their weekly DVR recording of last night’s ‘60 Minutes’ episode, causing the recording to cut off right at the beginning of Stormy Daniels’ interview, leading her down a YouTube wormhole for the ages.

 

CBS’ live broadcast of the Duke-Kansas Elite Eight NCAA tournament basketball game delayed the start of the ‘60 Minutes’ showing, forcing Melania to use the couple’s iPad to search for clips from the interview with her husband’s one-time romantic interest.

 

Melania ended up watching mostly cat videos and ‘Despacito’ acoustic covers. It was a depressing evening either way.

 

 
Trump Reacts To New China Retaliatory Tariffs With Return Of Beloved Vaguely-Racist Campaign Trail Character 'General Tso'

Trump Reacts To New China Retaliatory Tariffs With Return Of Beloved Vaguely-Racist Campaign Trail Character 'General Tso'

Trump's Lawyer's Lawyer’s Lawyer's Lawyer To Quit, Cites Conflict Of Interest In Representing Trump's Lawyer's Lawyer

Trump's Lawyer's Lawyer’s Lawyer's Lawyer To Quit, Cites Conflict Of Interest In Representing Trump's Lawyer's Lawyer