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Next Trump Affair Accusation To Top Previous Record Held By Former French President Pépé Le Boné

Next Trump Affair Accusation To Top Previous Record Held By Former French President Pépé Le Boné

Paris, France -- Playboy model Karen McDougal’s affair accusations have helped United States President Donald Trump tie former French leader Pépé Le Boné for the dubious record of most accused sexual improprieties during a presidency.

 

The randy Frenchman was not happy to hear the news, as reporters interrupted him during his daily morning ‘Bunga Bunga’ party. “What is this? President Trump he does not hold a candle to my escapades. In my time, there was no social media, imagine how much would have come out had I been president of France today? The things I used to do with baguettes.”

 

The indecent Parisian also recalled his congratulatory phone call to President Trump. “I told him that I’m still running my numbers up, just ask my wife, and he’s lucky the people of France won’t elect me again or he’d have some hot competition.”

 

 
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