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Aubrey O’Day Wishes She Had Consulted With Rulebook When Trump Jr. Enacted Prima Nocta Over All Celebrity Apprentice Third-Place Finishers

Aubrey O’Day Wishes She Had Consulted With Rulebook When Trump Jr. Enacted Prima Nocta Over All Celebrity Apprentice Third-Place Finishers

New York, NY -- Aubrey O’Day, rumored Donald Trump Jr. love interest and lead singer of reality pop band Danity Kane, reportedly desperately wishes she had consulted with the Celebrity Apprentice rulebook before Trump Jr. whisked her away as he announced his prima nocta over third-place finishers on the reality show in 2012.

 

The songstress went along with everything, including long unfortunate car trips with Eric in the back and a fruitless big-game hunting expedition in Upstate New York. She regrettably didn’t do her homework.

 

“If she had just asked Lil Jon, who took third on Celebrity Apprentice Season 6, if he too had to lay down with DTJ, he would have told her WHAT!” The official Apprentice rulebook does not mention anything about Donald Trump’s first born son having this authority over the second runner-up. Meat Loaf, who also finished third on Season 4, was not available for comment but supposedly “would do anything, but he won’t do that.”

 

 

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