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Trump NDA Lawyers Say Stormy Daniels May Be Liable for Millions Of Boners

Trump NDA Lawyers Say Stormy Daniels May Be Liable for Millions Of Boners

Washington, DC -- Donald Trump’s team of lawyers suggested adult star Stormy Daniels, who alleges she engaged in an affair with the president, has broken her non-disclosure agreement and may be liable for millions of boners across the country. The accusations were on display in a full-court press of morning show appearances this past weekend.

 

“This woman is definitely on the hook for tons of wood,” Trump’s lawyer Ty Cobb told George Stephanopoulos on ABC’s ‘This Week’. “She spoke about things she wasn’t legally permitted to speak about, and now it’s opened the floodgates so to speak. I’m caught with my pants down here.”

 

Lawyer and friend Michael Cohen suggested Trump push back against Daniels. “I would say he should get behind her and give her a bit of a push, maybe a hard thrust. He shouldn’t just sit there and take it from her, he should dish it out,” Cohen stated on CBS’ “Face the Nation.”

 

 

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Lindsey Graham Sensually Warns Trump To Keep His Small Rough Hands Off Baby Smooth Mueller

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Putin Nervously Awaited Election Night Results With Daughters And Body Of Former Elections Commissioner

Putin Nervously Awaited Election Night Results With Daughters And Body Of Former Elections Commissioner