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Putin Nervously Awaited Election Night Results With Daughters And Body Of Former Elections Commissioner

Putin Nervously Awaited Election Night Results With Daughters And Body Of Former Elections Commissioner

Moscow, Russia -- President Vladimir Putin was on the edge of his seat late Sunday night as he awaited his reelection results, joined by his daughters and ex-wife’s recently-deceased brother who was serving as Elections Commission up until his death, this according to Russian state television. 

 

Putin reportedly “could not deal, just could not even deal” with the amount of stress he was going through as county-by-county results poured in throughout the evening. His daughters did cheer him up by re-enacting a few scenes from his favorite American film “Weekend at Bernie’s” with the lifeless body of former Elections Commissioner Sergei Potapenko, which was just laying around the Kremlin.


 
 

After propping him up, fashioning him with a pair of dark sunglasses and a Timofey Mozgov Brooklyn Nets jersey, Putin was “ecstatic” and once again “optimistic” about his chances for reelection.

 

 

Photo by kremlin.ru / CC-BY-4.0

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