Victories In Special Elections Giving Democrats Optimism About Defeating Next Pedophile Or Repressed Homosexual
Harrisburg, PA -- With Conor Lamb’s victory over Republican favorite Rick Saccone in Pennsylvania’s 18th District special election for its vacant congressional seat, Democrats are now more confident than ever about defeating future pedophiles, repressed homosexuals and Republicans with varying forms of sexual dysfunction.
The state’s governor, Democrat Tom Wolf, is sure “these Republican challengers, the Roy Moore’s of the world and their ilk, will be barely edged out in any future special elections because only about half of the country would support a pedophile running for office.”
Democratic National Committee Chairman Tom Perez indicated the party will look to put more candidates up that “don’t say much, don’t do much, all they need to do is smile and breathe pretty much. The Republicans seem to be doing a good job of finding unelectable candidates.”
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