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Sources: Newly-Single Donald Jr. Hoping To Pull Some Sort Of A Biden Brothers Thing With Eric's Wife

Sources: Newly-Single Donald Jr. Hoping To Pull Some Sort Of A Biden Brothers Thing With Eric's Wife

New York, NY -- While Donald Trump Jr. and his wife Vanessa Trump are attempting to work out their marital woes, he has resorted to telling friends that he is looking to pull off some sort of a “Biden Brothers thing” with brother Eric Trump’s wife Lara Trump, this according to several reports this morning.

 

The logistics are still being worked out, but Donald Jr. has long admired Hunter Biden’s relationship with brother Beau Biden’s widow Hallie Biden. He is said to be “researching diligently” to find a solution.

 

“It doesn’t really match up perfectly, but Junior thinks he’s got a shot, and is willing to swing for the fences. He’s not really concerned with the fact Eric’s still alive.”

 

 

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