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Triumphant Second Place Finisher Tiger Woods Finally Back On Track After Challenging Nine-Year Battle With Gonorrhea

Triumphant Second Place Finisher Tiger Woods Finally Back On Track After Challenging Nine-Year Battle With Gonorrhea

Palm Harbor, FL -- Golfer Tiger Woods has officially burst back onto the scene, and after tying for second at the Valspar Championship it is safe to say his career is back on track following the challenging nine-year battle with gonorrhea.

 

Woods’ past is well-documented, with his marriage to model Elin Nordegren ending in infidelity and dozens of women claiming affairs with the golfer. His struggles out on the course began thereafter and the runner-up finish at Valspar may signal the rise of a new era.

 

Tiger is now among the favorites at the upcoming Masters and a win in Augusta would cap a triumphant comeback.

 

 

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