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‘If I Did It, It Would Be Grisly Man’ Says OJ Simpson Deciding Whether to Hypothetically Watch Next Werner Herzog Film In Netflix Queue

‘If I Did It, It Would Be Grisly Man’ Says OJ Simpson Deciding Whether to Hypothetically Watch Next Werner Herzog Film In Netflix Queue

Las Vegas, NV -- Former football star and convicted felon OJ Simpson was overheard by friends in the living room of his Vegas residence saying “if I did it, it would be Grisly Man,” an apparent reference to the 1994 murder of his ex-wife or perhaps he was mulling starting the next Werner Herzog movie in his Netflix queue, ‘Grizzly Man’.

 

The possible confession or possible film choice was confusing to many in the room. “Was he doing that thing again where he hypothetically tells us how he would have killed those people back in the 90’s? Enough of that already, he loves doing that. Or did he just want to watch the Herzog film about the guy eaten by the bear?”

 

For his part, Simpson made things even more confusing by asking his dinner guests to try on a small pair of gloves and “if they don’t fit you, we are going to watch Nosferatu.”

 

 

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