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Trump: Couldn't Have Known Which Adult Film Star Michael Cohen Paid This Time

Trump: Couldn't Have Known Which Adult Film Star Michael Cohen Paid This Time

Washington, DC -- At his White House press conference today, a defiant President Donald Trump claimed there is no way he could possibly know which adult film star was paid off by personal lawyer Michael Cohen.

 

“Stormy Daniels? She was paid how much? When? I need to check my receipts,” the president said while rummaging through a plastic bag with various papers and folded documents. The president is well known for his dalliances with several women of the night and adult actresses.

 

“How could I know who Cohen paid off this time? I couldn’t. I was busy campaigning. We let Michael take care of the dirty work. Stormy. North Korea. China. Mexico.”

 

 

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