Obama To Stop By Kim’s Korean Corner Store For Historic Lunch Sub Summit Meeting
Chicago, IL -- Not to be outdone by President Donald Trump’s planned upcoming meeting with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, former President Barack Obama has agreed to head over to Kim’s Korean Corner Store & Deli around noontime tomorrow and order their “Italian Triple Decker” sandwich.
The reportedly “stacked” entrée should also include some chips and a medium fountain soda. Obama has been optimistic about his chances at change in the lunchtime region, preferring meaty subs over the typical sushi bento box takeout or craftings from his personal chef.
“Hope and change? More like keep the change. I’m looking forward to doubling my meat for the extra dollar charge, but please hold the mayo,” an excited but realistic Obama said.