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Trump Marks International Women’s Day With Somber Round Of Golf Alongside Steve Wynn And Mike Pence

Trump Marks International Women’s Day With Somber Round Of Golf Alongside Steve Wynn And Mike Pence

Gainesville, VA -- President Donald Trump began his International Women’s Day with a threesome -- a round of golf with former Republican National Committee finance chair Steve Wynn and staunch women’s rights activist Vice President Mike Pence.

 

The casino magnate and #TimesUp veteran joined the current leaders of the free world in a somber outing on the courses of the Stonewall Golf Club. The three did not chat much with the press about International Women’s Day, but did give shoutouts to their respective wives and Mother Pence.

 

The president seemed unconcerned with the optics of appearing with Wynn and Pence on a day celebrating the women’s rights movement. “I don’t see what’s wrong, these are big men, big, big men. Having a good time. And we love women. I mean, really love women. Some women. We’ll see. North Korea. China.”

 

 
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