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Crying, Horny Roy Moore Reduced To Judging Local Children's Beauty Pageants For Extra Cash

Crying, Horny Roy Moore Reduced To Judging Local Children's Beauty Pageants For Extra Cash

Gadsden, AL -- Former United States Senate candidate Roy Moore has depleted his wealth so quickly fighting new lawsuits that he has taken up a new weekend hobby, judging the weekly local “Miss Lil Alabammy” every Sunday morning at the District 11 Community Center & Park And Ride.

 

The former pedophile is no longer also a former judge, as he is now the deciding vote in the pageant. Moore seems to both relish and detest his new duties, as he is often seen crying, yet aroused by the festivities.

 

“Am I comfortable with Roy Moore judging this pageant, no, do I want my baby to win at all costs, yes,” said determined mother Carla Carlson. “Why in the world these organizers brought in Roy Moore, I have no idea, but my girl’s going to win this thing. She just had to let him sign her yearbook, nothing more.”

 

 

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