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Planned Parenthood Pulls Longstanding Discount Offer To NRA Members Under Mounting Boycott Pressure

Planned Parenthood Pulls Longstanding Discount Offer To NRA Members Under Mounting Boycott Pressure

New York, NY -- Planned Parenthood, the organization providing sexual health care for decades to millions of NRA members across the nation, has decided to pull its longtime discount offer to National Rifle Association cardholders, effective immediately.

 

NRA members will no longer have access to the bargain-basement prices on birth control, abortions and emergency contraception that so many depend on.

 

“I’m just simple folk, but I’ve been amassing a huge stockpile of morning-after pills since the 90’s, just in case this government decides to suddenly take these rights away from us at any time,” said Tom Havemeyer from his rocking chair on the back porch. “We can’t afford to pay Walgreens’ prices on these. I want to feel free to skeet skeet wherever I gosh darn please.”

 

 

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Mrs. Schiff Not The Least Bit Surprised His Memo Was Surprisingly Long And Satisfying

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