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Mrs. Schiff Not The Least Bit Surprised His Memo Was Surprisingly Long And Satisfying

Mrs. Schiff Not The Least Bit Surprised His Memo Was Surprisingly Long And Satisfying

Washington, DC -- The recently released Democratic memo in response to Devin Nunes’ declassified memo, authored by Representative Adam Schiff, was surprisingly long, juicy and satisfying. But wife Eve Schiff wasn’t very surprised.

 

“Let’s just say Adam knows what he’s doing,” said Mrs. Schiff as she sat up in bed vaping.. “Adam’s been called ‘Little Adam Schiff’ by the president. Hahahahahahaha! Who are you fooling Donald, we’ve seen those hands.”

 

Mrs. Schiff continued to roll around in bed thinking about her husband. Congressman Schiff has been away in Washington for months since winter recess, but she just can’t seem to get him out of her head.

 

 

Left Photo by Cliff from Arlington, Virginia, USA / CC-BY-2.0

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