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Confused Ivanka Trump Regrets Dismissing South Korean Medalists As Bitter Unpaid Handbag Sweatshop Workers At Closing Ceremonies

Confused Ivanka Trump Regrets Dismissing South Korean Medalists As Bitter Unpaid Handbag Sweatshop Workers At Closing Ceremonies

Pyongyang, South Korea -- First daughter and White House aide Ivanka Trump was seen scolding several South Korean national Olympic medalists about loose stitching at the bottom of her factory’s mass-produced handbags at the closing ceremonies late Sunday night.

 

Silver medalist Kim Bo-reum was seen in tears heading into the tunnel following the ceremonies. “I am sorry that these bags were not maintained to the highest American standards but I was busy training for the Winter Olympics during this time,” the skater said through her interpreter. “I think she is confusing me with someone else.”

 

Another medalist, Chloe Kim, was also mistaken for one of Ivanka’s unpaid handbag sweatshop workers. “I told her I was actually American too, it didn’t matter. She said I was never going to get paid for this shoddy work,” the ladies halfpipe star told us.

 

 

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