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Rumored Pitt-Aniston Reunion On Hold While Writers Determine Direction of Storyline

Rumored Pitt-Aniston Reunion On Hold While Writers Determine Direction of Storyline

Los Angeles, CA -- Reports today indicate screenwriters have put the rumored rekindled relationship of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston on hold while they determine an appropriate creative direction for the couple.

 

Twitter support has been building for weeks since the first project hints were dropped in various tabloid publications that the pair are in possession of each other’s current phone numbers. Writers have been stumped following the release of this information. Should the two first agree to co-star in an upcoming nationwide release or Netflix project? Maybe they should first be seen leaving separately from a popular Malibu eatery?

 

One scribe in the writer’s room told us “we want to make this believable. The Jolie-Pitt affair was a stretch to begin with. How are we going to make this relatable? Jen always wants us to make these things very down-to-earth and girl-next-door. We’ll see.”

 

 

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