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Groundbreaking Black Panther Could Usher In New Era Of Motion Pictures Being Created Based On Comic Books

Groundbreaking Black Panther Could Usher In New Era Of Motion Pictures Being Created Based On Comic Books

Los Angeles, CA -- As a result of the monumental and revolutionary quarter billion dollar box office haul on its opening weekend, Black Panther will signal a new Hollywood which embraces adapting comic books into big screen epics, our insiders predict.

 

It has long been an open secret that major film studios avoid producing large-scale movies based on comic books, but the trailblazing dollar figure taken in by Black Panther on its first weekend is having a profound effect on the way movies will be made in the near future.

 

In this watershed moment, the studios will no longer look to tell traditional stories about men finding redemption, women finding themselves, families  falling apart, or lost animals, but will instead increase the focus on people or mutants with special powers fighting each other. 

 

Hollywood and the world will never be the same.

 

 

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