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Sources: My Uncle Wants To Know Who This Rick Gates Guy Is Who ‘Holds The Key To Everything’

Sources: My Uncle Wants To Know Who This Rick Gates Guy Is Who ‘Holds The Key To Everything’

Passaic, NJ -- Rick Gates holds the "key to everything", although we’ve never really heard his name before, this according to my Uncle Ronnie late last night.

 

“Can you tell me who this guy is? He’s not Manafort, Flynn, that guy Papadopoulos, I’m not really familiar. But I saw his picture in the paper this morning. He knows everything,” my Uncle Ronnie said via Skype conversation. “He’s flipped on Manafort, the dominos are beginning to fall.”
 
 

My Uncle Ronnie, who still maintains President Donald Trump will be ousted from office by Memorial Day this year, did not appear in the Skype call because he usually has trouble knowing where to point the phone camera. But his words were potent. “Gates, it’s always been Gates.”

 

 

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