Royal Wedding To Go On Despite 23andMe Results Indicating Little Possibility Of Inbreeding
London, England -- Prince Harry and fiancé Meghan Markle’s upcoming nuptials will proceed as planned, despite the results of their recent DNA kits revealing the two are not close relatives.
Royal insiders long suspected the biracial actress and inbred prince were not cousins, but the recent results from 23andMe make it official. The pair was seen last month spitting in test tubes, a clear sign they were planning to test their genetic makeup, or simply love moistening tubes.
Prince Charles was said to be “incensed” and “cross-eyed,” but has since cooled down. It has long been Charles’ wish to pass down the Royal Ears to a similar product of inbreeding.
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