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Mom Tags Loser Graffiti Artist Son’s New Rental Lease With Her Guarantor Signature

Mom Tags Loser Graffiti Artist Son’s New Rental Lease With Her Guarantor Signature

Seattle, WA -- Martha Owenosky’s mother was forced to sign on as son Chris’ guarantor on a new rental lease today, this according to an unnamed real estate broker.

 

Chris is also known around town as ‘FutureCee’ the graffiti artist, but that didn’t help him in meeting the minimum weekly salary required to get a lease on the modest 1 bedroom apartment. He pleaded for weeks with his motherto sign on as a guarantor, and at one point thought he had lost out on the apartment during the long wait.

 

A turning point came when Chris agreed to get a second job in a year’s time if he wasn’t able to take his art career to the next level. Martha accompanied Chris and the broker to the downtown offices where she signed on as guarantor with a big fat old school M.

 

 
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