Trump Clarifies Campaign Promise: Mideast Peace is Not An Actual Peace
Washington, DC -- President Donald Trump explained Monday that his pre-election promise of Middle East Peace was never actually an actual peace, in a wide-ranging and perfectly normal regular unhinged interview with Fox News’ Brit Hume.
“Like the wall is not an actual wall, this peace I spoke of is not an actual peace,” the president clarified. “Look, Jared is going to make the peace happen. But, not a peace like oh we are not fighting anymore, but more of a peace like ok we are going to keep working on this and if it happens, ok.”
Later in the interview, President Trump circled back to the actual peace. “So this actual peace it’s going to surprise a lot of people, a lot of people. Not like peace is usually, but a whole new kind of peace. With Elon Musk and Mars and jobs and tax cuts, with DACA and the FBI, I think people will be like wow, we did it. But not with stopping the fighting, but something new. Just wait.”