North Korea’s Kim Yo Jong Reveals Softer Side With Light Tickle Torture of Olympics Fourth Place Finisher
Pyeongchang, South Korea -- Kim Yo Jong, darling of the 2018 Oympic Games and younger sister of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, showed her soft side Sunday as she ordered only a light tickle torture of men’s giant slalom skier Hyunjoon Oh for finishing fourth while representing her reclusive nation.
“I want to thank the enchanting and all-powerful Kim for excusing my dismal finish with just a light tickle torture from her well-trained guards. It wasn’t so much funny as it was methodical, her men certainly have tickled extensively before, but likely never as lightly as this time,” a tired Oh reportedly told the Pyeongchang Paper.
Oh suffered from mostly embarrassment this day, but could meet a harsher fate when he returns to North Korea next week. Not from Kim Yo Jong however, as she is so stylish and cool. With lots of smiles.