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North Korea’s Kim Yo Jong Reveals Softer Side With Light Tickle Torture of Olympics Fourth Place Finisher

North Korea’s Kim Yo Jong Reveals Softer Side With Light Tickle Torture of Olympics Fourth Place Finisher

Pyeongchang, South Korea -- Kim Yo Jong, darling of the 2018 Oympic Games and younger sister of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, showed her soft side Sunday as she ordered only a light tickle torture of men’s giant slalom skier Hyunjoon Oh for finishing fourth while representing her reclusive nation.

 

“I want to thank the enchanting and all-powerful Kim for excusing my dismal finish with just a light tickle torture from her well-trained guards. It wasn’t so much funny as it was methodical, her men certainly have tickled extensively before, but likely never as lightly as this time,” a tired Oh reportedly told the Pyeongchang Paper.

 

Oh suffered from mostly embarrassment this day, but could meet a harsher fate when he returns to North Korea next week. Not from Kim Yo Jong however, as she is so stylish and cool. With lots of smiles.

 

 
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