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Trump Tweets Confirm He No Longer Believes in the Environment

Trump Tweets Confirm He No Longer Believes in the Environment

Washington, DC -- In a series of Tweets this afternoon confirming what many already suspected, President Donald Trump revealed he no longer believes in the environment.

 

“I have examined this issue and thought very big about it. There are many sides but I believe to not believe in the environment,” the president stated via Twitter. “You have China and you have Europe and there’s Iran and they don’t care. Why should we?”

 

The president, who previously met with high-profile environmental activists Leonardo DiCaprio and Al Gore before his presidency, was left unconvinced. “Somebody please show me an environment. We have coal and there’s offshore drilling and national monuments in Utah. I don’t believe in this.”

 

 

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