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John Kelly's Friends Can’t Even Recognize Him Under That Hood Anymore

John Kelly's Friends Can’t Even Recognize Him Under That Hood Anymore

Washington, DC -- Close friends and generals who served in Iraq with current Trump Chief of Staff John Kelly barely recognize him, especially when he wears his robe and hood, according to a scathing report from CNN this morning.

 

“This version of John Kelly, we barely know the man now it seems. I just can’t see him anymore, especially when he and his administration buddies throw on the hoods,” retired General P.S. Youst was quoted as saying in the piece. The report comes on the heels of Kelly’s ardent support for White House aide Rob Porter after revelations of domestic abuse came to light.

 

“The John Kelly I know is a proud man and an honorable man. This John Kelly enjoys making bold statements with hateful undertones and we just can’t understand him all the time, his voice is so muffled now under that hood.”

 

 

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Trump Tweets Confirm He No Longer Believes in the Environment

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