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New Useless USB-Z Phone Charging Cable Released Exclusively for Uber Cars

New Useless USB-Z Phone Charging Cable Released Exclusively for Uber Cars

New York, NY -- Ride-sharing goliath Uber has introduced the new strictly ornamental USB-Z charging cable into all of their cars this month, meaning effective immediately drivers will be able to offer yet another charger you do not need.

 

Previously, drivers could only offer a plethora of various iPhone, Android, USB 1, 2, 3, A, B, C and several other letter and number cables. Now riders finally have the option of choosing a cable which does not charge anything.

 

“I think it’s just swell,” said 32-year-old Uber VIP customer Veronica Magillian. “Usually when I get in an Uber, I take one water, one piece of candy, one tissue, one breath mint, one rubber floor mat, and one charging cable. Now, there’s a cable that literally does nothing. I can’t wait for the next surge.”

 

 

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