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Sources: My Uncle Thinks Trump Will Fire Mueller Right When Things Are Getting Hot

Sources: My Uncle Thinks Trump Will Fire Mueller Right When Things Are Getting Hot

Passaic, NJ -- Special Counsel Robert Mueller will be fired during the course of his investigation of President Trump’s political and financial involvement with Russia during the 2016 presidential elections, this according to my Uncle Ronnie.

 

“Trump will fire him right when things are getting hot,” Uncle Ronnie predicted. This is seemingly contradictory to what my Uncle Ronnie said over the holiday season, when he stated the president would not be in office past Memorial Day this year.

 

“Yes I said he’d be impeached and out by Memorial Day, but you see this guy now? He’s impenetrable. He will bring this country down, tear it apart, just to save himself. He doesn’t care. It’s just self-preservation at this point.”

 

My Uncle Ronnie grew winded after this recent phone conversation and had to lay down for a few hours. He is recovering.

 

 

Left Photo by Gage Skidmore / CC-BY-3.0 ||  Center Photo by Klearchos Kapoutsis / CC-BY-2.0 ||  Right Photo by Federal Bureau of Investigation / Public Domain

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