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Trump Reaffirms Support For Female Body Inspectors as FBI Crackdown Continues

Trump Reaffirms Support For Female Body Inspectors as FBI Crackdown Continues

Washington, DC -- President Donald Trump showed support for our nation’s Female Body Inspectors (F.B.I.) in a series of Tweets early this morning. The F.B.I. and its agents had come under fire recently for their involvement in the investigation of the president’s dealings with Russia leading up to and after the 2016 presidential elections.

 

“Let me tell u these agents are doing God’s work,” one of the president’s Tweet began. “I always dreamed of being an inspector, you might say I’ve been an amatur [sic] inspector all of my adult life.”

 

Trump, in fact, did begin the application process for the Female Body Inspectors in the 1970’s but was not accepted due to his incessant bone spur condition. Trump signaled Republicans will begin to ease tensions with the agency and he would be partaking in several unannounced and unwanted stop-and-frisks in their honor.

 

 

Left Photo by Executive Office of the President of the United States / Public Domain ||  Right Photo by FBI / Public Domain

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