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Kyle Jenner Just Wants His Old Life Back

Kyle Jenner Just Wants His Old Life Back

Sacramento, CA -- You see, Kyle Jenner was born in the wrong time. The 26-year-old part-time waiter enjoyed a typical childhood and teenage years. Kyle had a moderate amount of friends, enjoyed hanging out and looked forward to college. Then one day at Sacramento State, someone snickered when they heard his name.

 

“I didn’t get it, I was thinking maybe I had some mayo on the corners of my mouth from the sandwich I’d just eaten.” But this was no sandwich laugh. “Someone pulled something up on their phone about a little Kardashian sister. I didn’t think much of it.”

 

Mr. Jenner heard some rumblings later that semester, but within the next year or two, the name Kyle Jenner was generating a good amount of giggles when it was called out during classes. Meeting girls at parties was also a problem. “It’s not great when girls laugh at you upon introduction.”

 

These days, Kyle just wants to be Kyle Jenner again. The old Kyle Jenner. But the world makes no such promises. “Who knows, maybe the world will just forget about her at some point? I don’t get the whole thing anyway.”

 

 

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